In case anyone thinks I have turned into a glamorous model or that I am photogenic all the time, here is the blooper reel so you can feel better.
Also, for full disclosure, in all the shots, good and bad, I am wearing spanx and a padded pushup bra. I have told you all about my saggy, deflated boobies already.
For your viewing pleasure….
This is my “Bitch, what did you just f-ing say?” face: